Monday, 16 January 2017

Below The Belt Grooming For Men


Below The Belt Grooming For Men
Below The Belt Grooming For Men 



Hiya Darlins

As I am writing this post I have next to me a very large box of tissues, no I am not upset, but I do cry a lot when laughing !

Male anatomy is not something you would in all honesty expect me to write about ever, it is not something that  (pops up) on my radar and as old fashioned as it may seem to the modern girls out there, is not something that I honestly believe to be a conversation for women unless we are alone and fuelled by copious amounts of Prosecco.  However, my grandaughter and I were minding our own biz recently when an advert came on TV that we thought was a joke, so much so she re wound and recorded to send to her friend, she is 22 by the way, not my lil grandaughter (phew) this amused me no end and I put the clip on Twitter which started a little bit of banter with us ladies of a certain generation, long story short, this led the brand to offer me the product to trial, and whilst I am a very brave woman who likes to think she has balls, in fact I don't have a real pair so used Mr LB as my testicle Guinea pig.

On discussing this area with him, I discovered that Men do often have a problem down below, with dare I say LOL dampness, and this in turn leads them to be uncomfortable and sometimes sore in the lower regions.  ( well who knew ? )

Apparently it's not just a problem when doing sports as you would imagine, it's quite common for anyone doing manual work or sitting all day, him indoors is a Tree surgeon and has to wear really grotty chain saw trousers of a fabric that is nothing like silk and as such was delighted to test these out for me, much to the amusement of his mates at work, YES he did tell them all and sent pictures of the products !

Gonads, Crown Jewels, nuts, knackers, bollocks, balls I could go on :)  whatever your man calls his and trust me they do have names for things !  they are going to love these products.

Q ....Why do men name their Penis ?..........

A.....Because they like to be on first name terms with the decision maker in their lives.


Below The Belt Grooming For Men
Below The Belt Grooming For Men 



 Below The Belt Instant Clean Balls 75ml 

A spray product that is aimed to clean them when a shower is not available, ie: festival or sporting event etc, Mr loved the idea of being able to give them a freshen up during the day midst daily showering, apparently it helps them feel clean and fresh..........reaches again for tissue LOL



Below The Belt Grooming For Men
Below The Belt Grooming For Men 

Grooming For Men Sports Lubricant 100ml

A balm for areas that get chaffed, ideal for runners and sports addicts but apparently also for the groin area that even in non sporty types can get sore and uncomfortable.  This he claims was great but would really come into it's own in the Summer months when the region gets a bit tacky. ewwwww





Fresh And Dry Balls 75ml

THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!   I believe is the wonder product of the whole range, now bare with me girls you may want to buy this for yourself ! 

When these products arrived we sat on the couch discussing the topic while I tested the bits n bobs on the back of my hand, THIS felt to me like the best silkiest primer I had ever felt, so proceeded to try it on my face !!  yes, yes, I know it puts the term  "bollock chops" into play, but it had to be done LOL
It was amazing, honest to god just fabulous, dry & silky with no white film, apart from me finding a new use for it, my tester absolutely loved it, and now won't be without it.  In case you are wondering, I declined the shout of FEEL how soft they are ! 

 Trust me babe I will take your word for it.

On a serious note, yep I can be !  I am amazed that there is a range of products out there to solve a problem Men have apparently had for years, no wonder it sold out online at Boots within the first two weeks !  the prices are a whole lot lower than I would ever have expected which is amazing as it means it can be something they pick up along with the usual can of deodorant.

P.S  no more talc thrown all over your clean bathroom.

Thanks Below the Belt Grooming you have now added to my regular shopping list.


Thoughts ?  I am sure you have some, let me know in the comments section :)

Lyn💋




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